Argument heard from my office:
J [angry and defiant]: You can't get a cell phone if I can't get a cell phone.
A [matter of fact]: Daddy said I could get one.
J [more angry]: He did not! You can't get one! You're just a crybaby!
A [starting to cry]: Daddy said if we win the lottery, I could get one!
J [unmoved by the fact that the cell phone is mythical]: You'll never get a cell phone, I'm going to get it first!
The entire conversation deteriorated further, resulting in wrestling, tears, and a stay in their separate corners. Oy!